We are not selling anything, there are no pop-ups and we will only ever link to sites that do the same.
Did someone say that size doesn't matter? I think that the evidence suggests otherwise.
Maybe it isn't that important to women. I'm convinced that there are plenty of things further up their list of priorities. (Although it would be more convincing, if they didn't make so many jokes about it .)
What is for certain though, is that size definitely matters to the owner.
So that's what this site is all about. Trying to be honest and saying that penises do come in various sizes. If you think that matters, then we will cut through all the rubbish on the web and present the facts as best we can.
Why is average important? Because if you are average, that makes you bigger than about 50% of men. And that works for both length and girth. So being average is a good thing.
Please read the adult content warning here
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What's on this site: | |
| What is
Average? Nothing but the truth. |
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| How Do You Measure
Yourself? If you want to risk comparing. |
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| How Do I Make It
Bigger? Some things that are free and work. Others that cost and don't. |
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| Condoms! One size fits all. Not. |
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Does Size Matter? Yes, but to who? |
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Silly Willie Let's put it in the photcopier |
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Sex Hints for Penis Owners Not entirely serious advice |
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Please Click HereThe background image on this site
is the Cerne Abbas Giant. (Not Mr Average)
Which is a pagan hill carving in Dorset (UK).
Read all about it here
Not surprisingly this is considered
to be a fertility symbol and at night queues of couples form, to perform 'the
old ceremony' on his penis.
| Links of Distinction | |
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Janes Guide says that we are
'quality'. Which is nice. She's a really real person, who's guide to sex on the Internet I've been reading for years. |
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AltPenis.com Health news for men covering penis health, penis size, prostate health, STDs, fertility and general reproductive health. |
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I know I said I wasn't selling anything, but the bandwidth charges are mounting up here. So if you want to buy any condoms/lube/toys etc, please look at this page. |
Beware all of the
content of this site is intended for adults. The disclaimer: This site was only ever intended to be my rant to reclaim the ground for Mr Average. It was never intended to be cited as a reference and get 1000 visitors a day.
So it was written and illustrated in a rather irreverent way. (I've had complaints)
However that's my style and I am sticking to it.
All the pages are flagged as having adult content (using ICRA) and anyway it's only nature. If you can't laugh at sex, what can you laugh at?
This site will hopefully keep expanding and I would appreciate feedback and suggestions for extra pages.
Please understand that this site is currently all written from the viewpoint of a heterosexual male. If there is enough interest, I will ask for contributions from other viewpoints.
All of the images on this site are from copyright free sources (I hope). If any are not, please tell me. All content and design (c)2009 Oldrope Technology.