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Topic Three - The Joy of a Toy
Not actually weird, I thought of the page title and had to do it.

The vast majority of sex toys are tacky, poorly made and not a heap of fun. So here are some recommendations from our readers. (Please feel free to submit more.)

Yes I know this site says we are not selling anything, but it's eating bandwidth and that has to be paid for. All of the links below are genuine recommendations and some don't earn anything.
Basic Supplies
Liquid Silk Lube
Comdoms
Lubricants and Condoms

This is the place to buy very cheap condoms and lube. It's run by the NHS.
The first recommendation is Liquid Silk lubricant.
It's water-based, smooth to the touch, long lasting and never gets sticky. Recommended by just about everybody who's used it.
The condoms here are a basic selection, but very cheap.
NHS logo
UK Shop Here
Basic Toys
  His, hers and theirs
Loads of UK on-line toy shops end up at sextoys.co.uk and they do a good job. Generally speaking they are at the lower end of the market, but do have good quality items and are pleasant to deal with.

Also you won't find anything too scary, so looking in as a couple is fun and enlightening.
Their selection is vast and below are a few recommendations.
(please send in any of your recommendations)

sextoys.co.uk
UK Shop Here
Fleshlight action His Masturbator. By far the most famous is the Flesh Light. Many varieties are available and they do the job.

Recommendations so far mostly favor these and say they are worth the money. However if you have a large girth (check with the sizer) they might be a bit tight and the very stretchy silicon jell masturbators could be better.

Also recommended:
Senso Sapphire - One of the first and best.
Big Man Masturbator - Clear jell. (Buy one)
TENGA Flip Hole - Great but expensive.
Helo Kitty Her Vibrator. Most are badly made and fail quickly. Another issue is the intensity required. Here are the recommendations so far:

Not to intense or 'buzzy', almost silent, cheap and reliable. A good 'my first vibrator':
The Doc Johnson Silent Vibration Ribbed. (Buy one)

OMFG!!!Then there's the 'rabbit' type as seen on 'Sex and the City'. This is the all rounder. They last in proportion to their price. Nine out of ten rabbit owners say OMFG:

If you are looking for a mains operated, industrial strength vibrator, then it's the Hitachi Magic Wand (yes the people who make the tellys). Very intense.
Spank Ties Their Toys for playing nicely together.
This is where you browse this fairly tame site together and mostly have a laugh. Further down the page is the weird stuff, but this one is mostly 'Ann Summers' strength.

For example on the left have 'Spank Ties'. They don't look threatening, have dozens of fun uses and are pink..
Penis Equipment
Penis pump As has been said there really isn't anything that will improve your penises size or performance, apart from regular exercise and use.
However I do get reports that:
Pumps if used with care can give short term size increases and harder erections, with some men. The Bathmate Hydropump is fun to play with anyway.
Stretchers are extreme, but can make flaccid penises longer. Male Edge seems to be the leading brand.

Both sold by Sextoys
sextoys.co.uk
UK Shop Here
 
More Weirder Stuff
Penis plugs and jewelry Penis Jewelry
Some are decorative, some functional and some will really make you wonder.
Whatever, this is an area where you don't want to be buying anything cheap or poorly made. The only supplier I really trust is in the States.

Read about them by clicking here .
Link to Penisplugsablaze
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